A life in titles

A little meme I found and tweaked in my travels through the interwebs. Complete the statements with the titles of books you’ve read this year! Or do it my way, and just limit it to books (or plays) you’ve read… I only managed to come up with 6 from the past year that nearly work. Or just ignore it. That works too.

• In high school I was The Age of Innocence
• People might be surprised I’m Unbroken
• I will never be As You Like It
• My fantasy job is (at) The Wind Up Bird Chronicles
• At the end of a long day I need One Hundred Years of Solitude
• I hate it when The Blind Assassin(ate)
• Wish I had The Razor’s Edge
• My family reunions are A Visit from the Goon Squad
• At a party you’d find me with The Imperfectionists
• I’ve never been to The Mists of Avalon
• A happy day includes Our Tragic Universe
• Motto I live by The Importance of Being Earnest
• On my bucket list is Catching Fire
• In my next life, I want to have The Power of Myth

A lot of the phrases seem really awkward & I just have to make it as close to grammatically correct as possible. I wonder, could we bookish sorts come up with some additional phrases, some that might make integration of book (& play... & heck, why not also movie) titles a little easier?